Includes 22 non-crappy songs! LA has a new PI: a discouraged songwriter looking to put his 10,000 crappy songs behind him. Solving cases will luck, donuts and his old Gibson. Acclaimed songwriter Dan Bern’s second novel is a fun twist on LA noir. $9.99.
“A deadpan masterpiece. I read it in one sitting and laughed for a week.” — Steve Almond
Leslie is the only African-American kid in school, Dustin the only Jewish kid. When their teacher reveals her own bigotry, Dustin's parents try to rectify the situation, but end up making the situation much worse. A darkly humorous story of prejudice and passivity. $1.99
The Dutch Kills Press Christmas Reader.
Love literature? Here’s a Christmas book just for you. The Dutch Kills Press Christmas Reader brings together the best seasonal stories from the best writers in the world — twenty-four tales of humor and heartbreak, tragedy and (a little) treacle. Each story was selected with only one criterion in mind: quality.
Featuring stories by: DICKENS | TROLLOPE | JAMES JOYCE | HANS CHRISTIAN ANDERSEN | WASHINGTON IRVING | FREDERICK DOUGLASS | HARRIET BEECHER STOWE | MARK TWAIN | O. HENRY | WILLA CATHER | DOSTOYEVSKY | CHEKHOV | TOLSTOY
Cold-Brewed, Small-Batch E-Books.
Antoon’s fables are like the classic ones except funnier and nobody ever learns their lesson. Ten weird and wonderful tales of pickpockets, philanderers and priapic politicians. $2.99.
“Jason Antoon is funny as hell.” — Topher Grace
“Antoon makes the rest of us writers cringe with envy. Damn his eyes.” — Kevin Pollak
Dutch Kills Press.